Gentleman Seeking Young Lady to Pamper

I am placing this advert on behalf of a Leeds-based friend of mine who has no Internet access.

Gordon is a slim, handsome, retired widower who is seeking the company of a pleasant young lady, preferebly aged about 21, who is willing to visit and be treated like a lady. She should expect to spend a bit of time in the bedroom but will be treated very well.

If you are that girl, please get in contact with me so that I can pass on your details. Substantial expenses will be paid if requested.