Be my Bridget Jones

Right! This is it! Cards on the table time!
Pay attention now because this ad's a little different

First a little about me:
I'm a youthful, successful, self employed, businessman and entrepreneur.
I live just few miles outside of London, by the Estuary. With my cat. Who's gorgeous.
From my window you can see France and the Eiffel Tower. Or is Canvey Island Oil Refinery?
I’m never quite sure.

I'm forty one if that matters to you. I’m tall (6’4”). Slim (just over 12st).
And, when the weather’s not too bad, I go running to keep myself trim and bursting with energy.

I’ve very short hair and blue, smiley eyes, which twinkle occasionally.

I’m a fun person with a good sense of humour. Everybody says that of course,
but in my case it happens to be true.
I enjoy cooking, comedy and culture, but my real passions are photography, writing and theatre.

I was widowed three years ago, and since then I’ve become a spiritual, polyamourous, live-life-in-the-moment, life-is-too-short, kinda guy. I’ve never been happier, than I am now.
My employees like me, my friends love me, my nephew and nieces think I'm cool!

My days and weekends are always very busy. My evenings on the other hand, could do with a little more sparkle, and I miss the times when I would come home to someone sexy,
who with just a smile, and a kiss, would make the rest of the day evaporate.
I'd like to feel that again.

What I really need, is a part-time girlfriend!
(I told you it was different!)

Someone I can see once a week. Or fortnight. Whatever works.
Someone who’d like to come over and, for a few hours, do the couple thing;
You'd turn up, go upstairs, throw all your clothes on the floor (just as you might if you lived here),
then plod around for the rest of the evening in just your knickers,
socks, and one of my shirts, which I've no doubt will look huge on your petit figure, but probably cute as hell.

We'll share a meal, then curl up on the sofa and watch a movie, whilst we eat ice-cream straight out of the tub.
Later we might share a bath, then snuggle up in bed.
Maybe I’ll read to you. Maybe we’ll just snuggle.

We don't have to have sex. Which probably means we will. Funny how it seems to work that way.
But to me intimacy, real intimacy, is much more important than sex.
Just as nudity is more important than passion (though I'm plenty passionate).

You can be married, attached, single or separated. I don't mind. This world isn't perfect,
we'd all do things differently if we could. I haven't the time to be judgemental.

You can be twenty something, thirty something, forty something, fifty something..
age is just a number.

You do however need to be living in the UK. Now.

So - I told you this ad was a little different, but.. you're still reading it.
And I’m waiting for your reply. Shall I cook tomorrow night, or shall we order Chinese? ;-)

PS. Interesting replies, of more than a few words, that mention something about this ad, and have a recent full-length photo attached ALWAYS get my attention ..other emails.. not so much ;)

PPS. If you've found this ad entertaining, why not return the favour; let me know.